Tomorrow is National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day. A day designed for those with bad taste in sweaters to let their peculiar fondness for bright colors and woodland animals show for all the world to see. So get out those red and green sweaters with pictures of reindeer wrapped in lights and put them on. Wear that sweater with so many colors swirled together its impossible to pick out just one with a moose with string of garland wrapped in its antlers.
If anyone makes fun of the way your dressed just tell them its in honor of this special day. That you wear that ugly sweater with pride.